- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Woman's Rights

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Andy Carrol

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??