- Anti Joke

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

I have an erection My mom!

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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