- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Punching a baby

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

It got hit by a rocket.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

a horse walks into a blender ow

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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