- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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