- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Caca.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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