A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Dude man, I'm high...

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Hello.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Anti Joke

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