How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Where's the soap?

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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