- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Obama

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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