- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Im cute hehehee

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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