What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Potato!

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

EGGPLANT

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

women's rights

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