- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

My mum is called Steve

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

John Stamos.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

charlie sheen

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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