What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Latvia isn't a joke

Womens' sports

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Im taking a shit right now.

gay people

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...