- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

a pornstar comes early to a party

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