- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Women's rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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