- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

BIG PENIS

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

kaite is dumb that is true

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

a jew walks out of a furnace

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Roses are red. Violets are purple

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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