There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

womans rights...

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

I grunt when I poop.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Joke

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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