A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Nickleback.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Justin Bieber.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

A: Do you like it B: No

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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