- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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