Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Knock knock knock OCD

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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