How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Buzi vagy!

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Jellybeans

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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