- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Asians.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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