What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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