- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Rebecca Black.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Mitt Romney

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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