how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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obama

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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