- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Choir.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Wanna here a good joke?

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

why are balck people black because they are

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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