Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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