Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Anti Joke

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