- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

women's rights

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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