- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

The government

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??