What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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david poredos

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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sdfrgtyuki

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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