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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

A seal walks into a club.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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