Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Your mom.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

I grunt when I poop.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

It says so on your cap.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

stuarts mum

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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