Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Justin Bieber.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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