what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Justin Bieber.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Where are you going Your house

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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