- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What's big and long? My dick.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did david give back? Nothing.

Whats two plus two? Miles

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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