- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

why did the man die? he had cancer

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