How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Women's professional sports

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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