How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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