what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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I'm gay.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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belly button

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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