Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

The truth is he loves her!!

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

You and your parents are going to die today

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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