- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Knock Knock opens the door

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

i lyk 2 eet pup

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Dance is a sport

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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