Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops