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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Do you like apples? Yes

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

You know what's catchy? A cold

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Water? I hardly know her.

You know what's catchy? A cold

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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