Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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shauns beautiful

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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