What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Worst joke ever

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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