Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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