- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

i cant think of one.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

An asian without a future.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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