- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Women's rights.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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