Why? Whats wrong?

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Billy Cundiff.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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