how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Snausages.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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